Scrounging for Scraps

Having a tree fall on a car normally means that there is some work that will need to be done to repair the damage.  Roof and passenger door caved in, windshield shattered, etc.  While this seems cosmetic, it is a tight fit when the roof is dented in 6 inches.  We set out to see what could be found at our local junk yard.

We had an idea to completely remove the roof and to fabricate a roll bar with a canvas-style top.  This would save weight and save time trying to get the large dent out of the roof.  When we were drawing the plan on the board, we realized that it looks very similar to something that already commonly exists:

That’s right, a roll bar off a 1995 Jeep Wrangler YJ.  We started with a drill to drill out a Torx security bits but after only making a dent in 15 minutes of drilling, we switched to the sawzall.  You would think that 2 – 18V Ryobi batteries would get us through all 4 posts.  We got through 2 and a half.  Instead of going back to charge the batteries, we opted to go get hand saws (and a beer) to finish the job.

Hands down, the worst idea we had all day; but we got the job done.

And we forgot the trailer….

We made our way down the interstate to another scrapyard that had a MKIV Golf.  We wanted the passenger door and the windshield to replace the damaged pieces on our racecar.  We got the door off with a saw but, as we were taking the windshield out, it cracked all down the passenger side.  Time to find a different solution for glass.

Also tested the light bar (because why would it not have one?).  Hooked that thing up to my car just to see how bright it was and it made my headlights look like they were powered by a AAA battery.

We still have a long way to go but we are definitely getting close to having all the necessary parts.

Higher-It

Take a 2001 Volkswagen Golf and make it go over big bumps. That is the general idea of the Gambler 500.

Problem is the Golf is made to NOT go over big bumps. There is more or less 4″ of clearance at the oil pan. Great if you are racing at night on Tokyo streets.

NOT so great if you are trying to clear a mud rut bored out by the last 20 Jeeps that took this road.

People we have talked to that ride Brushy Mountain are telling us we are going to need at LEAST 8 inches of clearance.

THAT is a problem. And THIS is the Hold My Beer crew during the race:

HMB Crew After Waypoint #3

 

We HAVE to lift. Because our lives depend on it.

And our wives said that we can’t die doing this.

So… We have a plan.

#1: Bigger Tires

P205 / 65R15 Mud Tires. Just about the biggest tires (In Mud) that we can get on this POS.

Mud tires because… well… Mud.

Retread of course, because reasons. (We POOR, Y’all.)

These are the tires from Tirecappers:

https://www.tirerecappers.com/tires/mud-terrain-tires/p20565r15-retread-mega-mudd-mt/

Beefy!

That gets us about 2 more inches of clearance from the bottom of the rim over what we have on now.

So… We still need at least 2 More inches.

#2: Lift Kit

Wonder of Wonders… We found a damn lift kit for a MKIV Golf.

Metalnerd.com Lift Kit for VW MK-IV Chassis

Holy Shit. 2″ Lift Kit.

Holy Shit. 300 Dollars.

All of a sudden things are looking a lot brighter…

We hauling ass now, boys!!!!!!

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Hold my beer and watch this, y’all!

 

The Beginning

Sysadmins.

That’s what we are… Sysadmins.

We aren’t heroes.

But we will ride to Valhalla. Shiny. Chrome. In a 500 dollar car.

Yep.

Shiny!!!!

You heard correctly. A 500 dollar piece of shit car.

Specifically, this car:

Reeeal Dirty.
She Dirty.

A Volkswagen Golf GL 2.0 . A tree fell on it. Just a flesh wound.

Her bones are good. And she will carry us to Valhalla.

The Gambler 500 Tennessee is our objective. Sept 27th.

500 Miles of Offroad glory. In that piece of shit.

Hey, Y’all… Hold my beer and watch this.